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Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted? He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.

I saw a wino eating grapes. I also had a LOT of you climbing onto your roofs just to sing my accolades. How are you tonight?

What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.

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How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? I've changed my will three times in the last two months.

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A man and woman were dating and he asked her to marry him. My roommate told me my clothes look gay. How does a blonde commit suicide? He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes.

He came in after another 5 minutes and said " honey my hands are cold again".

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When he eats his first Brownie. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!

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What did the blonde do when she got her period? Because red means Stop. Two soldiers are in a tank.

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What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? All 3 wants to do something special so they set up some dates.